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If Jesus Ran For President...

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In some alternate universe, Jesus Christ is running for U.S. president. Here's the ad his opponent might have to run.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: EdwardCurrent

Length: 02:13
Rating: 4.60
Views: 92012

Tags: 2008  ads  advertising  attack  election  mccain  negative  obama  presidential  voting  

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sixchuter (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"We account the scriptures of God to be the most sublime philosophy. I find more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible, than in any profane history whatsoever" - Sir Isaac Newton "With regard to the origin of life, science...positively affirms creative power" - Lord Kelvin "The more I know, the more does my faith approach that of the Breton peasant. Could I but know all, I would have the faith of a Breton peasant woman." - Louis Pasteur Listen to those guys, or you? Hmmm...
FizzyBublech (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
We are all "Gods" We are the creators, and destroyers. Religion exists to do 2 fundamental things. 1) Control a population, bound together by a belief that can not either be proven or disproved and 2) Omit themselves of any and all responsibility for their actions as they are living by or "enforcing" gods will. What a fucking sham.
FizzyBublech (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Unless you where alive over 2000 years ago, I think I can argue that you have not seen his "works" The "idea" of Jesus is what has had an impact on your life, not the person. People like you, and your friends, scare me to death and I think all of you need to be committed. Im sorry, but that is just how I feel. Good thing is, more and more people every day are starting to feel exactly how I do. This world needs to be void of all religion, it is the bane of our existence on this earth.
janegodlove (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
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janegodlove (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
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ginjaninja1988 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
u can't argue with the fact that iv seen Jesus's works and i have seen his impact on my life and the turning around of so many destroyesd lives. many of my freinds have been apart of or have been involved in his works. healing, prophesy that comes true, words of knowledge spoken accuratley into strangers lives... the list goes on. Jesus is impacting the lives of people daily all around the world. and any 1 who says its bullshit thats fine. i' am sadened that they wont know til its 2 late
kict951 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I didn't ask him, nor wish for him to die for anyone.
NazztSniper (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
If ur really this retarded im certified to teach u baseball
muerteverde (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yes they are the only records of his existence.
plagusguy1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
To TheEmogician: I think it's safe to say that both Athiests and Christians can at least agree on the fact that Jesus was a real person. It's just stupid to think he didn't even exist.

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